Canuckster - Getting ready to get jumped in

[Vutulaki-san]

Far right, its bishes like her who populated Vietnam when that famine his southern china.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

There are some hot canto chics though

I especially like the slutty nerdy ones who cut their bangs dead straight, there is one at my local supermarket who wants me to smash it.

They're all mixed with Viet, Hakkas, or non-Cantos who settled in Guangdong.

I remember chatting with some hot Cantonese girls at my cousin's wedding (she married a Cantonese dude)... Halfway through the conversation, I find out that their mother is Viet.

Guess where they got their looks from?



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[Vutulaki-san]

Hang on a second, demarcate Hakkas and Cantonese please.

Here I was thinking Canto = umbrella term for Southern Chinese

[Turanian Trashtalker]

What's funny is that my cousin has that typical masculine, Korean pancake face and her husband is a goofy looking manlet. But their kids are pretty good looking. What gives?

The only cure for this sorry tribe of monkeys is massive amounts of rape. Send in the Turanian hordes.


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[Turanian Trashtalker]

Cantos are Han Chinese who speak the Cantonese dialect of Chinese. Not all southerners are Cantonese.

Hakkas are northern Han Chinese who migrated into southern China 1000 years ago. Most of them speak their own dialects that are totally unrelated to Cantonese or Mandarin, but some of them have assimilated into Cantonese culcha.

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[Vutulaki-san]

Cantos are Han Chinese who speak the Cantonese dialect of Chinese. Not all southerners are Cantonese.

Hakkas are northern Han Chinese who migrated into southern China 1000 years ago. Most of them speak their own dialects that are totally unrelated to Cantonese or Mandarin, but some of them have assimilated into Cantonese culcha.

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Ok by deduction let me try to get this.

Are all cantos Southerners?

Are people from Harbin considered Han chinese?

[Vutulaki-san]

[Vutulaki-san]

So HArbin are their own ethnicity?

I was telling my lil cousin he can build his own Korean chic without all the annoying shit by getting a bish from Harbin, investing in some industrial strength deodorizer and sending her to my place for cooking lessons but the little cunt wants a Korean wife cause of how the gaedok acts around family the sneaky cunt.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

"Han Chinese" is a cultural designation, not an actual race.

Basically if you speak one of the many Chinese dialects and practice Chinese culture, you count as "Han". It doesn't matter what your ancestors were 1000 years ago.

Han Chinese look different in just about every single province. In Guangdong, many of them were straight up picking lice out of their hair and foraging in the trees like monkeys, before they were raped and forcibly "civilized" by the Tang army. They had barely mastered the use of fire and primitive stone tools.

OK I am exaggerating with that last part. But there were virtually no Han Chinese in Guangdong roughly 1500 years ago. There were almost no Han Chinese in NE China until the past few centuries. All of these people were culturally assimilated. They're not genetically the same.

HOWEVER there are some interesting caveats. The Hui people in China almost exclusively speak Mandarin Chinese and practice Han culture, but they are considered non-Han because of their Muslim faith. Yet at the same time, if some ordinary Chinese dude were to convert to Islam, he would still count as a Han Chinese. Why? Who the fuck knows.

There are also over 10 million "Manchus" in NE China, but that's mostly bullshit because there are only a few *dozen* people in China, total, who can hold a basic conservation in the Manchu language, and all of them are elderly. You heard that right. The great tribe of Tartars has almost entirely assimilated into Han culture.

Virtually all of those "millions of Manchus" on the official records are scammers who pretend to be Manchu because ethnic minorities in China are entitled to special privileges (I.e. being exempt from the one child law, affirmative action in universities, etc.). Some of them are Han Chinese who straight up fabricated their family lineage, those shady kunts.

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[Turanian Trashtalker]

So HArbin are their own ethnicity?

I was telling my lil cousin he can build his own Korean chic without all the annoying shit by getting a bish from Harbin, investing in some industrial strength deodorizer and sending her to my place for cooking lessons but the little cunt wants a Korean wife cause of how the gaedok acts around family the sneaky cunt.

No Harbin people speak the purest and the most authentic version of Mandarin Chinese.

Fun fact - Mandarin Chinese started out as a simplified Chinese pidgin that the central Asian tribes used to communicate with the Han after they conquered their lands and raped their women. That's why it has the simplest grammar and the widest distribution.