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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:05 am

Drank about a litre a day growing up. Would be nice to be taller, but 190+ dudes tend to be goofy.

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Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:16 am

you have the asiatic genes tho

it's largely a function of genetics... i knew a chinese buddy whose parents pretty much adopted a western diet since he was 7, hoping he would grow taller. 10 oz. steak and potatoes, three nights a week. two glasses of milk a day. No rice or soy whatsoever.

Didn't do shit. He's like 5'7" and skinny as a rail, poor thing. Probably has a small ding dong though. Dung Johnson is crazy if he thinks soy makes a big difference.

Then again both his parents were extremely short, so maybe the diet did do something.

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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:20 am

Just testament that the nomadic lifestyle is the best.

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Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:26 am

Chinese could have used a lot more Mongol, Manchu, and Jurchen rape IMO

fuck those southerners are so shitty and weak looking it make me want to commit a genocide

imagine a province full of 100 million joshua wongs.

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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:31 am

Chiuchows gonna Chiuchow

EY has a crush on a Korean fighter,

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Postby Masato » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:03 am

Trippy flashback, Som

My grandparents were Swedish and always had tons of Swedish stuff around...

we had something similar but called it WASA bread. Maybe that was a brand name I don't know.

She also made this stuff called 'Thin Bread' (or 'tin-beurre' or something like that is Swedish). Was just as you'd guess but we ate it warm out of the oven, the butter would melt, was amazing.

Of all the scandinavian junk that was ever-present in my Grandparent's place(s), I was most intrigued with the nomadic Laplanders. I bet they ate a lot of mushrooms

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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:00 pm

Wasa is a brand,and also the city where the surge of Gustav Happened establishing a proper Swedish Kingdom. Us Laplanders are a different breed though. Shamanism is firmly rooted in our culture. Blood sacrifice as a kid ain't no joke thgough.

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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:01 pm

One use of hard bread is to stuff into your boots. When the wolverine bites it lets go at the crack of bone, hard bread mimicks that crack. Wolverine lets go.

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Postby Winnson » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:36 pm

I used to crush milk back in Canada, at least a litre a day, usually closer to 4 litres.

Since I moved to Hong Kong, I barely touch the stuff.

Chinese people don't drink milk. Canadians sure as hell do.

Any Canadian browsing this forum has milk their fridge right now, guaranteed.

We only get milk here if we need it for something.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:42 pm

Winnson wrote:I used to crush milk back in Canada, at least a litre a day, usually closer to 4 litres.

Since I moved to Hong Kong, I barely touch the stuff.

Chinese people don't drink milk. Canadians sure as hell do.

Any Canadian browsing this forum has milk their fridge right now, guaranteed.

We only get milk here if we need it for something.


Your chuichow beast dtinks plenty of my milky nectar faggot


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