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I just learnt what a 401K is fucking lol

Postby Vutulaki-san » Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:43 am

So you American's have to pay your own investment savings? haha and worse still only 50% of American employers provide it as an "option".

Thats some third world shit, our employers contribute 9% as a minimum, mine have always paid 13% of my base salary to a superannuation fund on my behalf, no hit to my hip pocket and no tax.

I match my employer (not the other way around like you 3rd worlders) $1/$1 and the payments are taken out of my pre-tax so again I dont lose cashflow and I even get a portion back at tax time haha Ill retire with a $1m payout plus and not have had to pay shit.

Hey at least they let you have your guns haha

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Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:50 am

America's standard of living is going down the tubes.

Vote for Trump 2016. He will make America great again.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:10 am

Turanian Trashtalker wrote:America's standard of living is going down the tubes.

Vote for Trump 2016. He will make America great again.


So my understanding is correct then, how do small business owners afford to retire? savings?

Youd have to plan your own death date to get that right and even then there will be many a rainy day

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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:49 am

Freedom isn't free.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:15 am

Freedom fries?

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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:23 am

I don't worry about retirement, I would be shocked if I make it to 40.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:28 am

Burial, cremation or sea burial/feed to the Noah's arks?

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Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:03 am

Die in the middle of an orgasm.

This can be arranged by overdosing on various heart medications. Go ask around for the details.

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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:06 am

Cremation or fish food, I'm cool with either. When I am dead I don't want my loved ones to fret.

"Die in the middle of an orgasm.

This can be arranged by overdosing on various heart medications. Go ask around for the details."

I'd rather die from a morphine overdose.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:50 am

Turanian Trashtalker wrote:Die in the middle of an orgasm.

This can be arranged by overdosing on various heart medications. Go ask around for the details.


Post details post haste


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