333 dot COM believes that calculus is a hoax

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Isaac Newton, the "discoverer" of gravity, knew there were problems with the theory. He claims to have invented the idea early in his life, but he knew that no mathematician of his day would approve his theory, so he invented a whole new branch of mathematics, called fluxions, just to "prove" his theory. This became calculus, a deeply flawed branch having to do with so-called "infinitesimals" which have never been observed.

Then when Einstein invented a new theory of gravity, he, too, used an obscure bit of mathematics called tensors. It seems that every time there is a theory of gravity, it is mixed up with fringe mathematics.

Newton, btw, was far from a secular scientist, and most of his writings are actually on theology and Christianity. His dabbling in gravity, alchemy, and calculus were side projects...lol.

http://www.evilyoshida.com/thread-10788 ... #pid227705




B-b-b-but we kept all the decent posters!


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[Turanian Trashtalker]

that flat earth thread is a goldmine for laughter.

EY says:

yes people are discovering that ships don't really go under the horizon line often times, if you zoom in with binoculars you can still see the boat even several miles out

I guarantee you, by the end of next spring, Emily Yoshida will declare herself a devout believer in the flat earth theory.

Wilson and Cuckster are next.

[Som-Pong]

lol they're fucking hilarious. Really TT you should come post at themmacommunity.com they've unbanned me :)

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Somebody post in that thread and remind E333Y that the Chinese believed the earth to be flat until the 16th century, when they were visited by the Jesuits.

ROR

He will have no choice other than to believe in a flat earth. Asia #1 most superior race!

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[Som-Pong]

Meh, just let that ship sink already. I actually think Penxv might be on to something.

[Vutulaki-san]

I did calculus in HS and Stats class in Uni.

Do they not get that its pretty much impossible to pull off a mathematical "hoax"? thats the fucking whole point of that field of science its used to prove theories in the other scientific disciplines.

Okay youll probably dig up some maths hoax but really calculus? its used in so many real life applications that if it was a hoax someone would have died at its hands.

You can hoax cloning a sheep (but not for long), you might even be able to pull some physics theory out of your ass but maths? This is grade school level shit man, you have to show your workings out and PROVE infallibly that your result is correct.

I might go and relearn calc just to make the look even more tarded. I learn much faster than I did as a pot head uni student. LOLZ still a pot head though but not 24/7 like back then.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

"This became calculus, a deeply flawed branch having to do with so-called "infinitesimals" which have never been observed. "

by far the DUMBEST quote I've ever read at 333 dot com, and the average IQ there has descended to sub-abo levels

then again... they had another poster (i forget his name) who tried to debunk the value of pi by rolling a CD across a flat surface. Apparently pi is closer to 3. Geometry is a hoax too.


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[Vutulaki-san]

" debunk the value of pi by rolling a CD across a flat surface"

WAT?

[Turanian Trashtalker]

1) take a CD

2) mark a position along the edge (any place is fine)

3) flip the CD on its edge onto a flat surface, with the mark touching the surface. Carefully roll the CD along its edge, until you reach the mark again. Measure the distance traversed.

4) take this distance and divide it by the diameter of the CD. if this value isn't exactly equal to 3.141592653589793238... etc. then the value of pi is debunked, apparently.

DERP

[Vutulaki-san]

1) take a CD

2) mark a position along the edge (any place is fine)

3) flip the CD on its edge onto a flat surface, with the mark touching the surface. Carefully roll the CD along its edge, until you reach the mark again. Measure the distance traversed.

4) take this distance and divide it by the diameter of the CD. if this value isn't exactly equal to 3.141592653589793238... etc. then the value of pi is debunked, apparently.

DERP

And he used a measuring instrument calibrated by the US Federal department of weights and measures yeah?