Footage of Vutu

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Why you gotta use the noble Finnish word Sauna?

TT using water is absolutely cleaner than using toilet paper... smh really, I'm gonna have to explain this Science Bitch?

You get shit on your face, how do you clean it off?

with soap AND water gae seki

if you have a choice between 1) just water, or 2) just paper, you should choose the paper.

The water will smear all the fecal bacteria around. The paper will wipe off the feces where it makes contact with your face.

use your brain nigger


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[Turanian Trashtalker]

i use a bidet WITH soap so I'm cleaner than every single one of you

[Vutulaki-san]

Do you use a squat toilet?

[Turanian Trashtalker]

no, i have those step-ladder things where i can elevate my feet above the toilet, thereby assuming a squatting position

squat toilets are infinitely superior for your digestive tract. i gave my aunt one last christmas, and she claims it made her hemorrhoids disappear.

how come the white man with all his advanced science never figured this shit out?

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[Som-Pong]

Water and my left hand. I do not have toilet paper in my bathroom at home. At work I do not shit since there's only toilet paper. In the military I used leaves during field exercises. You are completely westernized...

You keep talking about how clean your ass is and you'll wake-up in BKK with bolt-ons.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

both water and paper alone are inferior, really

water removes the bulk fecal matter, but smears the bacteria around

paper wipes away the feces but leaves a residue that itches severely on a hot day

it's a matter of time before they introduce those cool Japanese spray nozzles that soap up your rectum, hose it down, and dry it all within the span of a minute. those machines wouldn't last a DAY in an american public bathroom.

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[Turanian Trashtalker]

Water and my left hand. I do not have toilet paper in my bathroom at home. At work I do not shit since there's only toilet paper. In the military I used leaves during field exercises. You are completely westernized...

You keep talking about how clean your ass is and you'll wake-up in BKK with bolt-ons.

wrong negro. my grandparents traditionally used newspaper or pumpkin / sesame leaves.


do you wash your hand with soap and disinfectant afterwards?


never mind i don't want to know the answer


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[Som-Pong]

555 that sounds like some bitch stuff. Only article I use for hygiene is a simple bar of soap. Shower twice a day. I don't even use disinfectant on open wounds and they heal fine. I currently have 7 open wounds each of which freaks out people who don't know me.

[Vutulaki-san]

no, i have those step-ladder things where i can elevate my feet above the toilet, thereby assuming a squatting position

squat toilets are infinitely superior for your digestive tract. i gave my aunt one last christmas, and she claims it made her hemorrhoids disappear.

how come the white man with all his advanced science never figured this shit out?

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Thats how my daughter shits, my folks have a really nice squat toilet with a bidet, voice activated flush, ass dryer. Agree squat shitting is healthier and you actually get all your shit out as opposed to it getting stuck in the S bend in your colon sitting creates.

[Som-Pong]

Here's for you white bastards.

https://www.t-nation.com/training/third-world-squat