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Happy Chinese New Year of The Monkey

Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:26 pm

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Post your Chinese New Year Animal and I'll post your fortune.

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Make sure you were born after Chinese New Year that year or your reading won't be accurate.

For example, I was born in the year of the rooster, but born in January, before the Chinese New Year, so I'm actually a monkey.

This is the year of the monkey, so it's my year, fuck off:

Year of the Monkey- 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016, 2028
People born in the Year of the Monkey are the erratic geniuses of the cycle. Clever, skilful, and flexible, they are remarkably inventive and original and can solve the most difficult problems with ease.

There are few fields in which Monkey people wouldn't be successful but they have a disconcerting habit of being too agreeable. They want to do things now, and if they cannot get started immediately, they become discouraged and sometimes leave their projects.

Although good at making decisions, they tend to look down on others. Having common sense, Monkey people have a deep desire for knowledge and have excellent memories.

Monkey people are strong willed but their anger cools quickly. They are most compatible with the Dragon and Rat.


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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:32 pm

Masato is Rabbit:

Year of the Rabbit- 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023

People born in the Year of the Rabbit are articulate, talented, and ambitious. They are virtuous, reserved, and have excellent taste.

Rabbit people are admired, trusted, and are often financially lucky.

They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind. Rabbit people seldom lose their temper.

They are clever at business and being conscientious, never back out of a contract.

They would make good gamblers for they have the uncanny gift of choosing the right thing. However, they seldom gamble, as they are conservative and wise.

They are most compatible with those born in the years of the Sheep, Pig, and Dog.

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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:34 pm

Canuckster and Flatus Fowler are Roosters (cocks):

Year of the Rooster- 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017, 2029

People born in the Year of the Rooster are deep thinkers, capable, and talented.

They like to be busy and are devoted beyond their capabilities and are deeply disappointed if they fail.

People born in the Rooster Year are often a bit eccentric, and often have rather difficult relationship with others.

They always think they are right and usually are!

They frequently are loners and though they give the outward impression of being adventurous, they are timid.

Rooster people’s emotions are like their fortunes, swing very high to very low.

They can be selfish and too outspoken, but are always interesting and can be extremely brave.

They are most compatible with Ox, Snake, and Dragon.

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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:37 pm

Post your animal, I'll tell you your fate.

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Postby Canuckster » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:23 pm

Yeah that's me.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:29 pm

What's your wife and kids?

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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:30 pm

My wife's a dragon:

Year of the Dragon- 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, 2024, 2036

People born in the Year of the Dragon are healthy, energetic, excitable, short-tempered, and stubborn.

They are also honest, sensitive, brave, and they inspire confidence and trust.

Dragon people are the most eccentric of any in the eastern zodiac.

They neither borrow money nor make flowery speeches, but they tend to be soft-hearted which sometimes gives others an advantage over them.

They are compatible with Rats, Snakes, Monkeys, and Roosters.

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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:35 pm

My daughter's a rabbit, like Masato.

Rabbit's are artists man. Straight up. My kid can do things on paper and now on the computer that blows my mind.

Rabbits = Artists, to be sure.

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Postby Winnson » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:42 pm

Post your animal, I'll post what's up. There really is something to the Chinese zodiac.

For sure.

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Postby Canuckster » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:33 pm

my wife is a monkey
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.


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