attn sissy fag.

[Som-Pong]

Madonna?

[Canuckster]

I think I'd rather have winnson suck it then madonna eww

[Winnson]

The old hag has to be a petrie dish of undiscovered disease.

[Canuckster]

Her head must be filled to the brim with smegma dna

[Winnson]

OK, so I cut my own hair now. That's my new thing, being able to cut my own hair.

I need pet clippers powerful enough that I can cut Tiger's hair every spring, and it would be preferable if they were clippers I could use on my own hair.

The top brands for this task seem to be

1. Andis
2. Oster
3. Wahl

Diet Butcher, I think I need your help with this one, get in touch ASAP. I have until spring. Beers and pet clipper discussion soon I hope. I also hope you are having a prosperous year of the Cock.

I'm leaning towards the Oster A5 twin speed turbo, but would go with Andis if they had the right attachments for human hair.

Get in touch soon, and let's hook these clippers up wholesale in Hong Kong. The best ones.

My hair looks much better now, and I did it all myself!

[Masato]

I've been cutting my own hair since I was 17. I have a crappy set of clippers that are all gummed up I don't even know which brand and they work fine, just cut it 2 days ago.

I can never quite be confident about what it looks like in the back though.

[Winnson]

The pet clippers I bought for my cat are fine for cutting my own hair, but won't put a dent in his pelt.

I would like to invest in something strong enough that I can groom him too. Tiger's a long hair Turkish Angora and the summers here mat up his coat something fierce. I need something professional strength to cut through it. Andis, Oster, or the right model of Wahl's can do the job I understand. I would like DB's input though on the best clipper long term, for humans and for cats.

Diet Butcher, I have until spring. After that if I can't sort out cutting my own and my cat's hair without it looking retarded, my wife is cutting me off. Hoo boy did she get pissed after seeing my first two self-done haircuts. To be fair, they were fucking God Awful.

Hey man, I'm learning, and at this point in my self-grooming career, could use a little professional advice. Thank you for your time.

Oster or Andis?

[Winnson]

For reference, my cat's coat:



What clippers cut through that?

[Canuckster]

I wouldn't cut my own hair with the same clippers you cut your pets hair with, you guys are savages.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

In HK, you're better off with Andis. Easier to get parts for when you need them. Oster and Wahl are not as popular.

I have never tried cutting my own hair with them tho. I'm using some rechargeable Phillips clipper I bought from Broadway.