So how did Valentine's Day go?
Usually I don't let myself get suckered by commercialized events like this, but this guy at my BJJ club inspired me, lol. He said he got his girlfriend a rubber dildo made from an exact mold of his cock. Said its the most manly gift a guy could give to his significant other. Explained the difficulties however as you have to stick your kack in this pringles can filled with goop to make the mold, and stay there for 2 minutes. He said it was hard to stay hard for the full 2 minutes (especially at maximum swellitude as he wanted for her) because its not such a turn on stickin your johnson in a pringles can. Got to pick the color though, he picked fluorescent Hulk-Green
I LOL'd multiple times listening to the tale, he wins Valentines Day
I did not do this, rather a few very low-key simple favors that can say 'Happy Valentines Day', and 'You're lucky I got you anything on this gimmcky day' at the same time.
How did yours go? Do you participate? I say real men either boycott the whole thing, or get their loved ones a mold of your own manhood. Hope to do better next year
Oh I also heard there is a new phrase out this year: "Happy ALENTINES AY". This is for folks who are not getting the V or the D.
Here are some printable cards if any of you wanna do some last-minute panic ideas:
(courtesy of my man Zombie Prophet)
