As a man - is it just me?

[Joe Mama]

I can't say exactly *what* it is... Maybe its a part of my fucked up 'live on the land' childhood, but for some odd reason I almost prefer to piss outdoors.
Whether it be right outside of the back door when the lady is frequenting the latrine, or next to the trash can after I get home from work. For some odd reason, I can always find an excuse to whiz outside instead of taking 20 (or less) steps to the shitter/pisser.

It *really* pissed the old lady off tonight and I told her I would rectify this behavior, but fuck... As I feel my bladder getting angry now, I feel compelled to piss right outside the back door again.

Am I alone in this compulsion? Or are you all closet backyard pissers like me?

Or is this a white thing

[Megaterio Llamas]

I've never been particular where I pissed Joe.

[Vutulaki]

nah we all like it, or at least I havent met a man who dislikes pissing outdoors

Im also a habitual sink pisser, in Australia teh sinks are right at the correct height, you dont need to handle you cock and can let it flop over the vanity and you can "flush" while washing your hands and cock if nec.

[Som-Pong]

I prefer pissing outside.

[Shifty D]

Important to pay attention to wind direction when outside. Joe's wife should be more understanding #penisenvy

[Luigi]

Outside is better imo.

[Masato]

I can't say exactly *what* it is... Maybe its a part of my fucked up 'live on the land' childhood, but for some odd reason I almost prefer to piss outdoors.

Live on the Land childhood? were you born in a hippy commune or something?

When I was a kid my Dad built a cabin way the fuck in the middle of the forest on some Native reserve. It had no electricity, no sewage or running water, just a cabin in the woods. Wood stove, kerosene lanterns, rain barrels etc. We stayed in there tons it was amazing.

I learned to appreciate city life too though.

Cathartic thread!

[Canuckster]

Remind me not to invite vutu to my house

[Joe Mama]

Remind me not to invite vutu to my house

Maybe he has such a problem with toilets because they are white.

[Shifty D]

ahahaa






I abhor racism but appreciate the freedom at this forum to joke about it. Shits so tight everywhere, loosen the fuck up.

Vutulaki, you can come to my house my sink is already stained yellow anyways (but not from pee)