I do this with great honor and pride....

[dass]

.....I HEREBY promote therascal to 6th Degree Faygot for his great contributions to Faygotry. I also AWARD him the Fagototo First Class with Gold Oak leaves. I also give him the right to wear the Rainbow Sash with one Gold Clasp.

I am honored to present him this with pride and distinction.

WHAT SAY YOU???!!!